roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

windspray:

people who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

grandkanye:

davidisbeyonce:

textpots:

what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name

“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”

and then people started murdering others for the good names

hunger names

londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

• James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
• Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
• Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
• Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
• Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
• Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
• Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
• Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
• Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
• Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
• Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
• Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.

iwasjustkidding:

iridescentcatharsis:

macmuffinpro:

picnicinparadise:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100 

meancutie:

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

damn bitch that was 4 years ago someone holds grudges

lrrationality:

the lizzie mcguire movie came out 10 years ago, i am not ok with this, this is not what dreams are made of